Snippets of a Facebook life - Pictures, Princesses and Achmed

Courtesy of the Facebook wall, this one started out with me being nice and taking the blame for the lack of photo on DB's part, wandered through how much he dislikes when I use the Princess line and proper wall posting, and ended around Achmed the Dead Terrorist.

For those of you dear readers who are uneducated in the Princess line, let me take a moment to bring you into our fold. Or rather, give you a glimpse into how incredibly childishly peevish BGRR can be. Completely in jest of course, I like to use the argument, "I'm a princess, and I said so" as a retort to a challange from Dan on why something should be like it is. It really does make sense if you think about it; the man likes to portray himself as a sort of knight in shining armor, and everyone knows a knight needs a lady or a princess. So if he's mine, then I have to be a princess, or at the very least a lady.

In the World According to DB (which must be a pretty incredible place, as he keeps trying to incorporate it into our relationship. Maybe he's itching for a road trip and that's why he keeps bringing up exotic places), the idea of nobility follows some African culture where the (insert royal figure here) is actually controlled by the Vizier and Head Priest. This is some serious control, we're talking can't eat, speak, use the facility, sleep, think, do anything without permission. Think of it as really high class kinky D/s. Back to tangent though.....in the World According to Dan , this is completely fine; in fact he advocates it. I can be a princess - or even simply be eligible to use that line - if and only if it's under those rules and conditions. I'm obviously dating a Don Juan type of figure that adores me. It's a good thing I'm grown enough to forgive his twisted sense of romance.

It started out with the following post, in response to wall complaints about his lack of photo:

DB wrote at 2:24am on March 14th, 2008
I'm trying to fix the picture thing but someone is holding onto the pictures in question ::evil glare in a certain direction:: regardless I'm sure I'll get one at some point throughout this year.

Now when you post something like that, does one not expect to get a response? Of course not, honey, how could you ever think I'd be baiting you for a nice retort? I'm too biased to ever do anything evil like that. Yeah, well, you lie like a fuzzy wuzzy rug, B.

Rose wrote at 8:58am on March 14th, 2008
Oh hush you. I'm Cute, therefore it's okay, and you _can't_ complain. Learn patience.

DB wrote at 9:21am on March 14th, 2008
I'm not complaining you, I'm explaining so they can all stop messaging me. Notice I didn't put a name up only a random glare. Now that you have revealed yourself I can't be held responsible for the message deluge that will come your way to try and convince you to send them to me.

Rose wrote at 9:56am on March 14th, 2008
Who else would it be? Fine then, here, to give you some peace of mind, how's this....

Dear DB's friends ~ DB's truly abominable gf is currently holding photos of him on a dance floor (actually dancing, quite well I might add ^_^) hostage until such time as she can ensure he won't try to hide, distort, or otherwise cause them to cease existance. Feel free to deluge me with messages emphasizing said horridness, and leave him messages of sympathy and concern for dating a nutcase *grin* however, should you truly desire, you're more than welcome to continue fill his inbox with calls for a photo less resembling a question mark. Which, in the grand scheme of things, really isn't that bad of a course. I'm sure it makes him feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

better?

Now, at this point, Boy Genius Romeo Reincarnated posts on his own wall. Because he can. Knowing that it's going to annoy me to no end.

DB wrote at 10:44am on March 14th, 2008
::Laughs:: you are horrible Rose you know that. Hillarious and wonderful but horrible at the same time.

Then it goes back to a wall-to-wall discussion.

Rose wrote at 12:17pm on March 14th, 2008
1) you're supposed to reply on the OTHER person's wall. 2) i's princess, which gives the perogative to be everything at once. it's a royalty thing ^_~and before you even think of retorting, you're fuzzy and i adore youuuuuuuuuu *smiles sweetly*

DB wrote at 12:40pm on March 14th, 2008
::laughs:: I know all about replying on the other persons wall, but I left that on mine so people who can't see yours could see the response. Anyway...

Oh, and we both know how far princess gets you. ::laughs:: Do I need to bring up certain central African cultures again; I'd have no problem using their definition of princess.

I adore you to, but stop being silly anyway, you can always just call you know.

Rose wrote at 1:18pm on March 14th, 2008
ooooor they could just do what my friends do and friend me for the conversation views LOL

princess topic: from a youtube video i showed my mom this morning, "SILENCE! I keeeeeell you." end of discussion.

DB wrote at 1:28pm on March 14th, 2008
::Laughs:: If your mom ever says anything like "silence I keeeeell you" I'm going to burst out laughing and have a hard time stopping for a long while. After all the picture of your mom the "little old middle eastern lady with a handbag" attacking anybody is amusing as hell.

Like I said, a rather normal couple.