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I like helping people...except for DB. Him, I neither have to like nor feel warm and fuzzy towards, just be able to put with for extended periods of time. But I digress, my apologies, dear Readers. DB has a rumor mill, or so he claims. I'd like to help him NOT keep it under control by posting a series of FAQs concerning the entity that is us. Comment/facebook with more and I promise to answer them.

Q: Who the heck are you two?
A: Really strange people who happened to meet when DB tried to fix my computer over the internet because it kept kicking me out of a chatroom we were both in. Why on earth would one try to fix a computer over the internet...when the internet's the thing not working? Go ask him. It was only after the fact that we realized the very likely possibility that we had already interacted and were in fact very close in terms of six degrees of seperation. You should know everything else about us. If not, SHAME ON YOU.

Q: Every couple has an anniversary. When's yours? Which ones do you celebrate?
A: First off, that's a two part question and against the rules. But I shall humor you, just this once. Our anniversary is sometime in February, but there isn't an actual date, unless you want to count the 17th. He doesn't care enough, and I'm waiting for something bigger to argue over. Like vacation plans. Nevertheless, I really want to see if he tries to pull something off in honor of the 1 year mark, just out of curiosity. For the record, I'm not expecting him to remember, or generally care enough to mark it with something really special. In fact, I'm expecting nothing to happen at all, even for 6 months. There's a reason he's BGRR.

Q: Do you really dislike each other that much?
A: He claims he's simply "extremely biased". If I actually admitted consistantly that I was more than fond of him, something would go wrong. Besides, the fact that DB's actually dating someone is crazy enough..."Ice skating rinks in Hell, I say." I took that one off his Facebook page, and calligraphied it onto a post-it by my computer, just to remind myself how blessed I am to have him. Despite the fact that he's a horrible person and needs to fall into a giant mudpuddle.

Q: Do you have a song?
A: We do now, whether he likes it or not. I'm not sharing through. I need to get him to consistantly appear - and actually move - on a dance floor first.

Like I said: ask and ye shall be answered....